But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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