Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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