does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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