I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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