He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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