There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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