we have officially lost it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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