I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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