Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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