everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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