You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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