I could have mohawked her pubes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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