have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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