i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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