I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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