I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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