Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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