It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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