I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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