SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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