i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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