You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Operation Purity has been aborted
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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