Dual....:-)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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