so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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