another moral hangover. fuck.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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