just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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