I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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