super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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