if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Randomize