He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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