and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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