That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
