First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
