it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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