Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
God, I missed his penis.
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