their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
