I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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