I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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