That's intense
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Randomize
