The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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