too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The air was thick with penises
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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