and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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