Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
