Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's just like the Real World with babies
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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