Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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