No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Success! We fucked roommates!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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