I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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