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Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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