My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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