i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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