Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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