Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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