Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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