Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We don't watch enough power rangers
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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