so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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