at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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