This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
thus making me awesome and them whores
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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