Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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